Char Rah Rah Ah Ahh.

Love the presents from Roni and Yoosey!
Roni i saw Tapperoni in asda today!! I might be seeing him again today, i aim to make him love you more than 100% :D x

bring on the sales

:)

My xmas present to yous.

I want you & your beautiful soul :)

If santa brings me any of these i will be most grateful.

Big Ho Ho Ho :D

HO HO HO.

i went to a wedding last night it was ahmezin and i did look obv fit tbh.

waiters were gorgeous too which was nice.

i opened some presents. 

tut.

and i wish you hap xmas!

i spoke to my glosmate he is veryyy posh its hilarious so im gonna go see him in the new year up in glouchestershireee brez excited tbh!

im currently importing my billie piper best-of album to itunes. i was brez hapz cos she was my fav and it was £1 lmao.

HAVE FUN TOMORROW :D xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hellohello.

I can't believe beautiful Brittany Murphy is dead :(.
Sadtimes indeed, we've lost so many great people this month (i'm thinking of fam not MJ loves but yeh).
Anyway.
It's chrimbotime time so i decided to treat you to one of my favourite women ever. Paloma Faith <3.

WHY IS IT BLOODY SNOWING

I'm actually so fucked off.
I haven't seen dad in a month and if the snow stays thick i won't be seeing him yet again
And i have a wedding to go to up there.
BUT
I'm possibly excited about the snow day we may have :(.

Yazzle Frazzle

;)

As i promised

;)

lmfao remember this?

:)

Today i went to a farmers/crafts market. I invested in a sheepy scarf. And it's fucking gorgeous. I will post a picture soon cos it's nice.. well i think it's nice.

My aunt told me to be a model today and had a go at me cos i dont wanna be one. I told her i'd rather be a pokemon trainer.

alejandro:)

 My aunt is bloody talented :). Fucking. Made me the best necklace ever <3.

It's kinda like this but in red and blue beads with a blonde woman:

 http://www.uniquityjewellery.com/ 

I've also fallen in love with these, but i dunno where to get them.

Roni

muh hunneh

Why, is nobody 18 and supercool like me && Raji?
Yeah Yasmin you aren't cool now. Unlike us adults.
Who conviently enjoy every childish thing going.

I need to go out.

english

what to write!!
then geogz/madagascar xmas/ima celeb/history

BTW ITS MY BIRTHDAY SATURDAY :D:D:D


lubb

Typical

Sexy Stuart voted out instead of Jimbob. HOW?
And now as me said. Gino will win :D.

Maru <3

He's perfect.

I just fell in love again

Don't tell me if i'm dying i don't wanna know if i can't see the sun.

Yesterday

Was grrrreat :) Rainforest Cafe is ubercool and yummerz.Even if dad did make me wear a Happy Birthday To Me sticker.
Then hitting shopperzzz i got chatted up by an irish monk who thought i was swedish and my dad was my boyfriend cos he looks "so young". He told me i couldn't marry him cos of the monk thing even though i had a nice hat.
Omg and in River Island was the fittest dress ever omgz and dad said i could have it then we were like £110?? No. But he bought me gold shiny one for wedding half price (y) to £50 :D. Then Zara skirt for goodtimes and practicality.
Anyway. Then XFactor and Ima Celeb BREZZZ got me in the mood and Sexy Stuart omg. If he goes tonight it'll be fatality2char.
Anyhoo i just did my history work... not geogzzz :D.

Biffy Clyro's

The Captain
Is amazing.

Big Tuneee

In love with it.

THANK FUCK

the dicks have left
what knobs
ahahahahahaha

Birthday :)

Hi babez.
If anybody wants to buy me a David Tennant/Noel Fielding cardboard cutout off ebay for my birthday then that's fine.


I would love you forever.

Anybody??

If you haven't been to SHOWstudio's exhibition, Fashion Revolution, then get down to Somerset House and take a look before it closes on December 20th.

As well as over twenty projects from SHOWstudio's archives and a whole load of new films and artworks, the team have devised a series of live fashion shoots.

From their Live Studio Space at the exhibition, you can see world-renowned fashion image makers shoot fashion editorial, portraits and film. Cleverly, the two-way mirror allows you to watch unseen from the exhibition space, while the action is also broadcast live on SHOWstudio.com!

One of the shoots we've been waiting to go and see is with photographer, Jez Tozer, and Storm Model's new faces wearing Kate Moss for Topshop and Antony Price for Topman. Taking place on the 18th, 10 - 6, this is a great time to go and take a look. Tickets are£5 and can be bought on the door.

Not only will designer, Antony Price, be on set to style his collection but Jez was Nick Knight's assistant for three years and with Arena, Dazed Japan, Japanese Vogue, i-D and many more under his belt, he's certainly one to watch!

And if you fancy seeing the shoot andwalking round the exhibition with a glass of fizz, there's a preview event on tomorrow from 6 - 10 that Inside-Outreaders can attend. Get there early - there are only 100 places reserved for us-and quote Topshop on the door!It's£10 and as well as aspeedy style workshop, you'll alsorecieve 10% off at the gift shop.

I just fell in love with

www.etsy.com

Handmade, cheap, vintage?
Omgsh yed plez.

Birds can fly so high or they can shit on your head

The birds that live above my window are fighting :) oh joy.
The scratching on my window is such a great sound.

MY FUCKING HAT HAS FUCKING EYES

I'm in love with

This boy: http://lookbook.nu/look/304337-Endless-Blossom i think it's the whole "aww" factor i get when i see Llyod from xfactor.
I'ma celeb tomorrroooowww :D!
Also. I wish i was her >> http://lookbook.nu/look/304469-Go-and-love-some-more

Badtimes.
Ps Yamoose - would you like the zombie comic book thing you got me for last xmas for xmas OR a suprise cos im confused with you :)? Love you.

If anyone loves me :)

They should definately buy me this.

http://www.boohoo.com/FashionClothing/index.php?id=AZZ91384&code=AZZ91384-105-18&size=10&color=BLACK

Mother???

Aww ooooook

Remember, remember the 5th of december...

coz that's my 18th!
One month todayy, wasted on a floor of hay :) poem skillz.
Go and watch Maru the cat's videos now.



Funniest thingg i have seen in agesssss.

Still lmao

Oopsy daisy

I happen to have managed to get 1240 words into my english essay... Belse won't mind seeing as i usually don't do any work for her :).
I'm merely making up for lost time.

awww lmao

:D

The girl who does these is a legend. What a hero.

I'm awake

But i'm afraid no more amazing facts..
Halloween is official - I am dying here alone surrounded by a million kids ruining my immense greatness, dressed as the queen of whores - Lady Gaga.
I'm wondering when to start my homework.. Cos i can't be arsed.
And i'm starving, hmm what to eat.
I need to get out :(.
I hate how people market things for a high price even though what you want is the shittest, easily made thing, eg. a coke can hat (i don't want one).
Btw yaz i have your bday present (had it ages now) but ima give it with your crimby prez cos it's easier.



I give in.

FACT:

1. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
2. All porcupines float in water.
3. A jellyfish is 95% water.
   
4. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
5. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
6. Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
7. Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
8. Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
9. Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.
10. Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.

Zombie walk

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=146205874758#/event.php?eid=146205874758

i wanna go.. but just to be there..not for the protest or whatever :(

Bored

So here are some facts:

Walt Disney was scared of mice.

Male praying mantis' can't..erm.. make babies if their head is still attached, a female praying mantis rips his head off to initiate sex.

Before Barbie existed the same doll in Germany was made by the name of Bild Lilli as a novelty gift/sex toy for adult men.

You cant get fat licking stamps.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

Colgate

faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death. LOL.

Tah Dahhh!

spleenus

Is it wrong to say that women look better naked than men?!

No because it's true. eg. alex sim wise or dita von teese compared to any male model (even looking at the model men any women is more or less nicer looking).


I'm almost sure that gok wan would agree but seeing as he's a tad (well, fully) homosexual i slightly doubt it.


btw lool.

Hello.

Right. X Factor needs to remove fucking John & Edward. I hate them so much. Stacey is amazing and should win. Lloyd is beautiful with no talent. I would say all my views but i doubt you care tbh :).

Also, why is there nothing to bloody do on halloween?
By the looks i'm roaming the streets gaga-ing it up alone & will be raped.

Wubb <3

http://lookbook.nu/look/272836-Balancing-on-the-edge-of-nonsense


It wont let me upload the picture
but
she looks amazing.

I was ok until halfway through history today :D

UP
YOUR
VI-VA

Up your viva init bruv.

Bloody advert. Hate it.

Any zombies out there?

Don't say that.
Say what?
That.
What?
The Z word.. don't say it.

Luciana has made me love her all over again. As well as the Zombie Nation Vs. Shaun Of The Dead song.

I really dunno wtf to do for halloween.. I'm quite upset about it tbh.

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

EPIC win.

When i think of you something vast & silver erupts from my wand.

Condoms come in all types of flavours now.. chocolate, curry.. do you like curry?

him:'do you know how I know you're coming back to my place later...?'
her: 'no'
him: 'I'm stronger than you'

L.M.F.A.O

Oh and my love has returned for the following:

1. Geeky chat up lines. Eg. "I wish to uncompress you over my disk space. " and "I would really like to bisect your angle."

2. The gorgeous Kathryn Prescott

3. Oversize jumpers with shorts.

4. Telling people that they have no taste in men after they suggest that Russell Howard, Noel Fielding and Hugh Jackman are not perfection.

5. Parties :)

:D

I only just discovered Oliver Cartwright and loveee himm.

"Mixing fashion photography with graphic design and illustration, UK-based Oliver Cartwrightproduces some truly unique images. His recent work sees him teaming with Hamburg born photographer Volker Fleck. Together they continue Cartwright’s exploration of photography and hand illustration. "

RONI

"Charlotte means tiny && feminine".... I believe that to be the definition of Raji.

Worst way i could've possibly opened my personal statement:

In the words of Stephen King, "I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries."






Dear God. Thank you and goodnight.

Self improvement

Considering the update to the media blog me and my Ronister are aiming to perform higher & greater in the usage of our blogs.

Thus this excellent prose that i have decided to write in on such an occasion.

Conformists ftw.

Woah-oh

<3 roni loving

SCARED

why is it so scary :(?

Bristol Summer Uni 09

Just too amazing.
I didn't even miss Raji which is an effort (ofc i missed you roni).
Dreading certain stuffs tomorrow.. But it'll be cool as two cool things.
Anyway, Banksy exhib was fucking awesome.. and the people there were lovely.
And clacton seemingly has extremely goodlooking guys.

Well

These are necessary

meow

Only have Belsey tomorrow.
Cat On A Hot Tin Roof.

Modernised me and Akbar ;)

YESSSSSSSSSS

ACHIEVED
TAPPED
OWNED
PWND
hahahahaa :D

RIP Jacko

I guess Yasmin, Roni && Charchar are gutted that he is doing his Thriller in the sky now.
No concert?
Told you didn't i :).

ALHAT

This woman has her alhat on the wrong part of her body - look how happy she is that she has one too.
Sadass.

HAII

Imagine if someone had three eyebrows and two noses lmao..
Haha "hello mr Wolfy i am another Wolfywhistler who likes to wolfwhistle at other wolves" lmao.

I love Charlotte.

Boxing shorts FTW

Meh

I just killed my boyfriend

What would my mama do

*RANT*
What goes around comes around.
[ INTERRUPTION: I have just seen Lady Gaga's firework boobs =/ jesus christ that woman is strange. ]
Anyway, i woke up in a right pissy mood.
I got off at 10.20 (that sounds so wrong) and went KFC with Antoine woo.
Then i threw it up, oh hahahahaa :/ waste of a fiver.
God i'm so bitter and womanly today.
But anyway, after school was pretty aitteee, saw "Benji" (his new name according to ma muthaa) which was aiteee...
Walked home and OMG!
i got metal stuck on my foot - a bloody big bit too - proper gay.
Then omfgz i nearly died, this massive spider was crawling on my hand, had a right fit, and the people were all like "what a tard" as i was having my arm spasm.
Then i told my mum what i'm writing now.
Love :)

AND

Why is every boy i talk to so hung up on hayley williams?
Yeh she's pretty but not a stunner.

Tbh, Paramore is totally overrated. If she was ugly they wouldn't be half as famous. And she's probably a lovely person, i don't know why i hate them so much.
Despite what people say i'm not jealous of her. Because i haven't got orange hair, don't look like every other scene girl or a parrot.

Rant over.

Fashion's got a lazy eye

Leather && jeans. Garage glamourous.
I decided.
That today is the day that i must be part of this thing because Rajironi and my Yoosey are.
So yeah HAII.
So far today, i have achieved many an acomplishment.
For example, I have so far walked to tesco to buy hair dye and snackajacks; dyed my hair proper brown instead of this crappy gingerbrown that everyone loves; sat on this computer and wrote about Gallows and Hadouken! for like EVER.

My lovely Chavvy isn't coming sixth form on monday cos her brother hit her in the mouth with a tennis ball and broke her brace lmao lmao lmao.

Now i want dominos. And also. What is it with being "green" nowadays? Not even aqua.