Still lmao

Oopsy daisy

I happen to have managed to get 1240 words into my english essay... Belse won't mind seeing as i usually don't do any work for her :).
I'm merely making up for lost time.

awww lmao

:D

The girl who does these is a legend. What a hero.

I'm awake

But i'm afraid no more amazing facts..
Halloween is official - I am dying here alone surrounded by a million kids ruining my immense greatness, dressed as the queen of whores - Lady Gaga.
I'm wondering when to start my homework.. Cos i can't be arsed.
And i'm starving, hmm what to eat.
I need to get out :(.
I hate how people market things for a high price even though what you want is the shittest, easily made thing, eg. a coke can hat (i don't want one).
Btw yaz i have your bday present (had it ages now) but ima give it with your crimby prez cos it's easier.



I give in.

FACT:

1. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
2. All porcupines float in water.
3. A jellyfish is 95% water.
   
4. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
5. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.
6. Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.
7. Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
8. Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.
9. Wilma Flintstone's maiden name was Wilma Slaghoopal, and Betty Rubble's Maiden name was Betty Jean Mcbricker.
10. Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food.

Zombie walk

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=146205874758#/event.php?eid=146205874758

i wanna go.. but just to be there..not for the protest or whatever :(

Bored

So here are some facts:

Walt Disney was scared of mice.

Male praying mantis' can't..erm.. make babies if their head is still attached, a female praying mantis rips his head off to initiate sex.

Before Barbie existed the same doll in Germany was made by the name of Bild Lilli as a novelty gift/sex toy for adult men.

You cant get fat licking stamps.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

Colgate

faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death. LOL.

Tah Dahhh!

spleenus

Is it wrong to say that women look better naked than men?!

No because it's true. eg. alex sim wise or dita von teese compared to any male model (even looking at the model men any women is more or less nicer looking).


I'm almost sure that gok wan would agree but seeing as he's a tad (well, fully) homosexual i slightly doubt it.


btw lool.

Hello.

Right. X Factor needs to remove fucking John & Edward. I hate them so much. Stacey is amazing and should win. Lloyd is beautiful with no talent. I would say all my views but i doubt you care tbh :).

Also, why is there nothing to bloody do on halloween?
By the looks i'm roaming the streets gaga-ing it up alone & will be raped.

Wubb <3

http://lookbook.nu/look/272836-Balancing-on-the-edge-of-nonsense


It wont let me upload the picture
but
she looks amazing.

I was ok until halfway through history today :D

UP
YOUR
VI-VA

Up your viva init bruv.

Bloody advert. Hate it.

Any zombies out there?

Don't say that.
Say what?
That.
What?
The Z word.. don't say it.

Luciana has made me love her all over again. As well as the Zombie Nation Vs. Shaun Of The Dead song.

I really dunno wtf to do for halloween.. I'm quite upset about it tbh.

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

EPIC win.

When i think of you something vast & silver erupts from my wand.

Condoms come in all types of flavours now.. chocolate, curry.. do you like curry?

him:'do you know how I know you're coming back to my place later...?'
her: 'no'
him: 'I'm stronger than you'

L.M.F.A.O

Oh and my love has returned for the following:

1. Geeky chat up lines. Eg. "I wish to uncompress you over my disk space. " and "I would really like to bisect your angle."

2. The gorgeous Kathryn Prescott

3. Oversize jumpers with shorts.

4. Telling people that they have no taste in men after they suggest that Russell Howard, Noel Fielding and Hugh Jackman are not perfection.

5. Parties :)

:D

I only just discovered Oliver Cartwright and loveee himm.

"Mixing fashion photography with graphic design and illustration, UK-based Oliver Cartwrightproduces some truly unique images. His recent work sees him teaming with Hamburg born photographer Volker Fleck. Together they continue Cartwright’s exploration of photography and hand illustration. "

RONI

"Charlotte means tiny && feminine".... I believe that to be the definition of Raji.