Russian dolls

Dad's girlfriend from Sydney bought me these:

 

rofl frank rolf my face

Happy australian day - rolf @ this

Worst day EVER

My best friend that I fell for rejected me because I came in his life too soon. Exactly what every guy I fall for says.
Woke up late AGAIN for my publishing workshop.
Handed the work i've spent two months doing into the wrong box.
I'm just going to drop out it's making me depressed.

My editorial portfolio

Consists of:
1. Intro
2. Cornwall chalets
3. Hotel reviews - italy and scotland
4. Chalet furnishing taglines
5. Spelling & punctuation mistakes in essex (many in sainsburys!)
6. Charity organisation in bristol research and article
7. The enchanted palace - kensington palace - review
8. The Social Network in 5 sentances
9. Film review - Shaun of the Dead
10. Writing book copy - vintage designers in  london
11. Blog re: mods in London
12. Book blurb re: The Perks of Being a Wallflower
13. Punctuation: writing about the full stop like a mysterious superhero
14. Checking recipes for errors
15. Own magazine (mine is MAKE magazine - bloggers magazine)
16. Promoting competitions
17. Analysis of mother and baby articles
18. Analysis of 'Diva' lesbian magazine
 

Da job.

Da new tooth

U LYK TOOTH?

Got my tooth bitten in half by a dog. YAY. So embarassing.

 

2011 kicks off with tomb raider

Of my 19 years of living on Earth, alive, I have never had a New Year's eve out. I have been stuck inside all year round. 2010 was a great year, maybe 2011 can beat it.
Two things I learnt from 2010: 1) I hate katy perry. 2) I love rihanna. FACT.