David Cameron sets off speed cameras by the sheer awesome power of his thighs when cycling.
Sorry Yasmin but I love it. The evilness of their posters, David Cameron's fact website (www.davidcameronfacts.co.uk), his persona + smugness, it is the perfect prime minister tbf.. Oh yeah and i agree with a lot of their policies etc too (eg. controlling immigration and making it harder to enter the country illegally etc, make sure the EU do not have control over our military, helping the poorer by reducing/freezing council tax.. tbh I just totally agree with it all..)
but tbh, he's an idiot.
ReplyDeleteand that fact website is just the chuck norris one with the name changed.
either him or Cleggo will probably win but i doubt Cammy will do half the things he says.
allow his forehead.
chuck norris for PM!
But tbh, you are just jealous of his muscular thighs. Nick Clegg hasn't got a good argue and neither does Brownie.
ReplyDeleteCam will win and you will suffer MUAH AHAHHAAHAHA. Cam is jokes i will be happy.
Chuck Norris isnt running for Prime Minister, Prime Minister is running for Chuck Norris.
Get2kno.