Oh I love ya'll ebay..

Out of boredom I got these bargains <3.

This Primark tunic/dress for £2.

This LOVE (topshop brand) bodycon dress for £2..

This Jeffrey Rogers dress £1.

 This Rare by Topshop dress for £2.

I need new books to read people!!

Today I move out of my flat in Bath

In 2 and a half hours I will be leaving my prison/mental hospital-esque flat in Bath and moving in with my dad/staying in various homes in Bath (til october). I would like to nsay a few words about how much I hate this building.

The shower has cold water for 20 minutes every time I get in it.
The heater has never worked.
The kitchen lights blow all the time.
The keys SUCK.
It looks like a mental asylum.
It's cold.
It costs the Earth.
Someone keeps coming in my flat.
IT IS LAME.


Thank you Charlton Court for making me ill, making me cold, making me listen to my ex upstairs 24/7 via the ceiling, thank you for the vent that was connected to weedaholics room especially when she was singing disney songs at 4am. God bless you for making me poor.

Made my day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qvgVMecNp0c

Parody of 'Friday' with Harry Potter singing. Awesome.

It's funny, i've kept writing this in my spare time. I do have an odd mind :/..

Ananta

She stood there golden, still and dirt-ridden yet as pure as the rainwater that dipped into the puddles around her as they fell, plummeting gracefully. A tall woman with fierce auburn hair, shining like a glimmer of hope on the outskirts of a dark and threatening future of uncertainty. Her surroundings cast shadows onto her legs, giving her the silhouette of a much yearned for figure. Yet it swallowed her face so that her beauty remained a kept secret. She wore little, although it had once been a lot. What was once a dress of glamour was a rag, tattered, torn and deliciously shortened. The glitter of it’s silk slipped away leaving behind a putrid, garish scarlet and skin peered out from a gash in the material, the contrast of her white skin clashed daringly with the scarlet of the silk, it’s uniqueness giving it the very beauty of an apprentice geisha.

Her mind drifted into instability and she became unfocused as she attempted to remember what had become of this world. Her eyes swarmed with tears and they became lost in the raindrops stinging her face like acid and forcing deep cuts into her hollow cheekbones, her blood pooling like blotting ink. A feeble attempt to wipe the tears away only let them burn through her gloves leaving nothing but purple ash on her skin. Laughing manically, not understanding why she was crying, Ananta choked back her tears, gathered up her dress and proceeded to step off of the cliff that she was perched upon.

Her legs broke, her neck twisted and her spine crumbled as she landed perfectly on a rocky formation close to the tributary that weaved it's way through what was once the plains of Joanna. Several hours passed before a crooked smile appeared on her face bringing with it open eyes and healed bones. She stood, taking her time to observe her surroundings knowing that this could very well be the last time that it would see her.

Her sleeping pattern was off and flashbacks of bright lights and inconsistent flashes kept her awake for hours on end. The caresses of the wind disturbed any light sleep that she managed to indulge in, it forcefully entered it's way into her mind reminding her of past lives and physical contact. Physical contact sickened her unless she initiated it, it only caused lost loves and lost lives. She could not remember who she had loved and who she had lost but the pain that she felt when she had lost them remained within her, acting as a destructive force that was slowly eating away at her soul. Ananta feared being emotionless and emotionless she was to become unless she remembered why she was running and who from.

It had been her world, now it was desolate and unfamiliar to her. The suns now burnt an unwelcoming lime and split a toxic light onto the vast and rapidly drying landscape rather than greeting all those that witnessed them, no longer offering to bathe them in a golden glow. The plantation was flourishing despite malnourishment, it grew black and threatening, leering towards Ananta who was drawn to the darkness it now possessed. She stumbled through a thicket, vines like serpents attaching themselves to her ankle, towards the darkness of the flora. Something nibbled gently at her ankles, soft pinches drew fresh blood from her and a tongue received it. Startled, Ananta looked down and attempted to draw back in sheer horror but the creature restricted her movements, she was shaken and tumbled backwards into the vines. The creature leered over her and as it lowered it's head to study her features it squealed and shuffled back into the shadows of the overgrown vines. Terrified, Ananta ripped vines from her body and with some timidness approached the hiding creature.

Creature was shy and he shuffled amongst the plantation, his eyes yellow and steady. Ananta drew close and grabbed onto his dull grey tail, with one swift motion she propelled him right at her so as to get a closer glimpse. He was beautiful she thought as she took in his soft paws and ruffled coat of fur, perhaps a dull grey but speckled with a blood red which seemed to lay underneath his greyness. Creature was a mutation of the cat species on her planet, his red fur grew and grew without proper maintenance until it fell to the dreary ash colour of death, he moulted with season and purred without reason. His whiskers took on the appearance of a mustache and his voice was feminine, he was the runt of the Mange kittens. With a soft yet sharp hiss he flashed Ananta a glimpse of the unnaturally large fangs he kept hidden from The Predators. She laughed and caressed the cat's large felt ears and he purred with the volume of a train, it'd been a long time since their last meeting. 




Copyright © 2011  

Oh hai you guise.

So yeah, I haven't been blogging much, I dunno why, I haven't really done anything. Except spend a disgusting amount of money. Tbf I do earn it, so why not..
Well, i'm staying in le Bath until the end of August and have to decide soon on whether i'm returning to Essex or living with father. I'd like to live with father, but mother wants me home :/ But I hate our area so I dunno, maybe. All I need is a driving licence argh!
Work work working.. A lot atm.. Doing nothing in mornings. Hmm, well i'm home Saturday, back Wednesday with Doherty <3. Planned to go out every night, into bristol for shopping, Madagascar exhibition and the other Laura suggested the Bath tour. I ain't too sure about that but she's pretty adament (she wants to wear the headphones). 

How are you lot doing? Are you looking forward to university? I would ;). Also, I was thinking of going to Essex uni next year, giving the whole degree thing another shot now that i've grown up a bit.. I dunno, suggestions?

LOL fb message

'i saw your pic. i dont have words to say when i see your pic, i cant believe my eyes because  you are so pretty as well as seems to be you are so innocent ..... if i called you beauty its not very good for you, you are more than that.... i want to friendship with you. if make me friend then i feel i am the world luckiest man..... :)'

EPIC SCORE. Me so beautiful.

http://brbspeakingparseltongue.tumblr.com/

Decided to make a blog of all my charity shop wins.

I have to stop charity shopping

Seriously. I have new topshop joggers and a black bralet now. And i also got this for £3.50 :) I love it.

This is what your new assistant manager looks like

HARRY IS FUCKING FIT

That is all.

Latest garage find

The olympia KC 2000 camera kit (missing bag and remote control). I look unbelievably cool with it despite being too lazy to buy any film. Seriously though..

http://www.fallenprincesses.com/

Being camp

Weymouth 

http://www.northdown.eu/camping.htm

Northdown farm is in Dorset. It is £5 per person per night. It is 5km from Weymouth town.. But I ran 5km and it takes me 30-45 mins so god knows what walking's like.. So it is a bit far.. But I put it anyway.


Brighton

http://www.blackberrywood.com/

£5 per tent per night. Campfires and cooking on fires are allowed. Onsite shop and bike hire. Free map to show directions to local sites. Showers are available but for money (I think it's 20p) and toilets are free :P. Sadly 8 miles from brighton town centre :(.

http://www.southdown-farm.co.uk/local.htm
Southdown Farm campsite is also in Brighton (well, East Sussex) the town of Hassocks is a ten minte walk from there which has a train station (with trains to brighton only ten minutes and to london only an hour). Water, shower and toilets all new and free. A 2 man tent is £12 per night.

Norfolk

http://www.pinewoods.co.uk/

Pinewoods is in North Norfolk, it is £15 per pitch per night (so based on 2 people sharing £7.50 a night) it is on the beach and a short walk from Wells-Next-The-Sea. Check this, there's a boating lake for me and wak to enjoy hours of pleasurable poetry, windsurfing, kayaking, trampolines and pool tables. There is also lots of shops onsite.


Hemsby, Norfolk
http://www.long-beach.co.uk/hemsby-tents-and-touring.htm

Hemsby is gorgeous <3. The Long Beach tent estate takes groups of young people if there is prior arrangement and they are satisfied that there are no behaviour problems. It is £10 per 2 man tent and it is a 16 minute walk to the main town with arcades, restaurants etc. There is also a supermarket, bar, laundry, showers etc onsite. I've stayed there before it's really nice & mum said if we go we can use her shower in the chalet hahaha.


Cheshire
http://www.campingandcaravanningclub.co.uk/siteseeker/aspx/details.aspx?id=8080&returnPage=search.aspx 
Delamere Forest campsite is opposite the train station at Chester, it is 5 minutes from Go Ape! Activity Centre and is situated in the gothic/Roman city of Chester, 30 minutes from Liverpool.


Wales
http://www.shellisland.co.uk/

Shell Island is sehr pretty and is the largest camp site in Europe. It is 2.5 miles from Llanbedr where the station is so a taxi shouldn't cost too much! It has shops, bars, free showers/toilets, hair drying room(!), launderette and supermarket. It is £7.25 per night.


East Sussex (Kent)
http://www.forgewoodcamping.co.uk/index.html 
Free showers and toilets, very nice. They offer lessons every saturday inc. fire making, spoon carving (which actually looks cool) and cooking. You can easily get there by train from Eridge station, however it is £12.75 per person per night.



To be completed...

Updatessss

I'm definately coming back at the beginning of June, just over a month to go!
I have been diagnosed with Bipolar II Disorder and have refused pills to "help" me, so when I come back i'm using it to guilt you all into seeing me ;).
I can't wait for the Rolf Gang to be back together before you go to uni, camping <3.
I love you all sooooooooooooo much and can't wait to spend a bit more time with you.

This is. Bath.

Being "reem" 

Hard at work

Having photo with giants

Eating food.

Flashing my sexy white granny pants.

 Tying balloons to ellie.

Having picnics with sexy men.

But i can't wait to come back home.. :D.

NAICE FAISE

Another charity shop win

Last week i got this cardigan from Cancer Research for £8.

I've wanted a pin up style figure hugging wiggle dress for AGES now and i get it in Cancer Research for £6.50 only to find out it's $375 online. Win. 

:D

I just joined http://www.bigwardrobe.com/ and it's so good!! You put unwanted clothes on and browse other people's stuff to see if anyone would like to swap. So far i swapped a dress i hate for some awesome floral shorts <3. 
http://www.bigwardrobe.com/friend/c-mcdonald