OI WAKINSHAW

LOOK AT EDGAR.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730336433&ref=ts#!/photo.php?pid=6278747&id=585481004

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730336433&ref=ts#!/photo.php?pid=6238213&id=585481004&fbid=434061036004

 

YAZ

L

L'ROFFEL.

Me revising >>

anybody fancy

a big clothes swapping event?
http://www.bigwardrobe.com/TheBigSwish/Index.aspx
http://www.bigwardrobe.com/pdfs/BigSwishLondon13July2010.pdf 

i love how a small minority of americans believe

that all we do is walk around singing God Save The Queen, eat crumpets & drink tea at parties in pretty dresses, get bombed on the trains, are football hooligans and only believe that our ways are right when concerning politics and that we all hate america (i like it there). They also believe that their country is the most powerful and rich.. it isn't, China and/or Japan are, and also how they are ahead of everyone because of freedom, rights and fairness which is wrong. Black, asian and other "different" people are still unequal in America so the wankers saying America is right and the only important country need to back the fuck up. This group made me lol because of the comments "wall of shame" backlash thing http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2208523152&ref=mf.

geog exam

watch me fail like a bitch.

Everything but this is on fb - LE ROFFEL.

OMG has to see

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/littlefockers/


Oh, and getting up for Paris in a few hours. Bonjour sunneh France.

GET HIM TO THE GREEEEEEK OMG

ONE OF THE BEST FILMS
I HAVE EVER SEEN
NO LIE..
and no yasmin i focused on sexy Brand not bloody Pig Diddy. 
Although i must admit, Diddy was good!
So so so so sooooo good. Go watch it NOW.
Oh and yasmin, cera trailer = made it complete. 

oh..

Yes, it is P Diddy, however i still find this hilarious.
Apparently Pink and Pharrel are in it too.
Win.
Screw diddy.

Tonight i'm going to watch

Get Him To The Greek, Yeh it's only just come out but honestly who could ever hold me back from Russell Brand despite his terrible taste in potential wives.

 Is it wrong that i find it hilarious in this picture cos it looks like P Diddy is chasing them? (Click to enlarge)

Nomnomnom au paris

One is unbelievably excited about visiting Paris.
Anyhoo.
I am overdosing in Example today

Today i bought floral shorts, white plims, an ice cream dress and a naiice bag. Think may have to wear something from today cos oui is gwan to le francias avec you lot ;].

ENGERRRLANDDDD

Defoe is all over that ball like butter!
Lampard needs to start getting the ball in cos he misses all the time.
This is what faith in them gets you. I feel so happy now :D.

:D

So excited about gwan uni, joined the group on fb with everyone staying in my accommodation :). 
Hm, it will be interesting when i go i shall post stuff on blog about it woo.

om

nomnomnom
if you put le roffel into google images it comes up with pics i put on my blog.

could we BE any more white trash?

do you think Raji will ever get close enough to take a picture of Humby?

le roffel

I am rather excitomented about le Paris.
I vote that we talk in either manly french accents or very cockney essexy french fail accents.
Or a mix between the two which i will be sporting.
I got this quote off a make up director in Paris "French women are not flashy. They must be subtle. The message must not be, 'I'm spending hours on my face to look beautiful."
Now we know why the women have moustaches.
Oh and i got part of yasmin's present woo. 

yasmin

i went to buy you the zombie shoes by Iron Fist but i just realised i haven't got £40. Goddamn it.
I dunno what to buy you, you big loser.

ROFL

Talking to sis about hotties.
"HA it's your boyfriend" [me talking about the hulk]
"Er no char he's green." 
"You fancy him." [talking bout jack sparrow]
"ERM OBVIOUSLY."

<3

wak

this is james applebaum:
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?profile=1&id=117708314210#!/photo.php?pid=2435077&id=1526620606&fbid=1225042075972

Hmm

Just bought a new dress off ebay from Republic for £2 haha.. Hopefully it'll fit and look nice enough to wear to prom. If not it'll do for something else ahah £2 is so win, what is it with me and bargains :/ i must be ultra cheap. Fuck it maybe just buy expensive shoes.. or the totally awesome ones i saw for £18..

Today i bought

this jumpsuit. £35 in Oasis and £5 in Notting Hill (exact same one cos n.h has the oasis label ;) yay). Ignore the dirty marks on my mirror haha. It looks nice in person.

 

fix up look lemur

Me and Laura (aka. Julien and Maurice) have composed many lemur covers of songs, including such artists as Dizzee Rascal and Elvis.

Modcloth

http://www.modcloth.com/

Bored now i have no school

I wanna do a course in radio - this should help when i try and get in the Bath Spa uni radio gang to share my amazing taste in music ahha. And plus, ms khan always used to say she wants me to either be a radio presenter or comedian ahah (both i would just never get to be in spite of me thinking that'd be my perfect job [that was a secret but fuck it]) 
I found a site that had a load of radio courses for free but i'm not up for gwan alone ahaha. Anyway if any of you were stuck for what to do i thought i'd put the site down: http://www.futureversity.org/ 
And this course involves going to Underage Festival in order to interview bands and make a podcast etc awesome:
http://www.futureversity.org/course_detail.aspx?id=9642

today

was surely a fail.
Found 3 dresses in Debenhams sale, best one being £7 (was sooo nice too) and i try them on, none of them fit my bust at all and all the waists we too big and i broke the nicest one. HA.
Then i decided to nearly pass out and was sick in the toilet for very long. So fun.
Been asleep 3 hours and i'm screwing.

Btw. Check out elmstone on fb

Jessica Rabbit

Is my idol atm, i'd love her dress for prom tbh.

What does

you want fo your 18th yasmin?
And look at these! I want everything on the site: http://www.pinupgirlclothing.com/
The swimsuits are amazing I want them so much!

 

Just did terrible in history exam

fact.
The most i can hope for is a C.
Please god. Please.

;D English exam

so good i even managed to slip in my beards thing.

Hmm :)

The people bidding for my Wizard Of Oz backpack are weirdos.
Like, they are all obsessed with WoZ and like.. one of them bought a £50 diamond studded WoZ light switch =/.. ROFL.

:) the cure

To combat the Seven Deadly Sins, theologians have urged believers to cultivate the Seven Virtues: humility, kindness, abstinence, chastity, patience, liberality and diligence. 

Why didn't the pardoner tell us this ayy? He's rubbish.
Oh and this was quite interesting: http://www.123helpme.com/view.asp?id=15609

Thank you raji

Today was funtimes and food was yum (cos i'm ill i didn't take in the fat - thus it not counting as breaking my diet woo! I got to taste it fatfree ;) ahah).
I wish you all good luck for tomorrow!

If i spent

more than i wish on a dress.. it'd be on this one:
http://www.missselfridge.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=20555&storeId=12554&categoryId=97994&parent_category_rn=97991&productId=1789536&langId=-1

Prom

It seems everyone is getting a new dress.. i really cant be asked :(. Maybe i will buy another one with the money i get from my ebay selling....Fuck it i'm putting my old one on ebay cos my tits look ridiculously huge in it now.

Hmmph

some people piss me off, never fucking happy with what they have. Argh, I always appreciate what I get.
Tbf, nowadays it seems all I get angry with is people complaining and not appreciating. That and shitstirring really fuck me off. 

And rudeness like barging into convo. Eg.
Ron and roni having convo, randomperson "ron..ron...RON.RON..RON." "WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WANT"

Why am i so angry..

Last night

was not worth going out tbh. 
Left 2 hours early.
But i did get this picture ;) i am cool.

 Also what do i wear these shorts with cos i am too fat to hactually wear them as you can see in the picture i have rather huge thighs? I cut the rest of the picture out cos i am so mank.

 

ARGH

People need to give england a chance, sure we're currently quite a poor team but nobody ever gives us a chance. Most of the people criticizing them don't even know shit about football. I'm very fucking annoyed.
We need to support them not shout abuse and run our mouths like we were playing.

COME ON ENGLAND

THAT IS ALL

Just so i learn it fully i have now rewritten it

BEARDS OMNOMNOM
In 'Twelfth Night', Viola, in her disguise as Cesario, gives Feste a coin. He thanks her with "Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee abeard!" To this Viola replies that she is "almost sick for one" which can be linked to the theme of love being an illness as she also says aside that she "would not have it grow on my chin". The use of "sick for one" offers three interpretations, to Feste it appears that Cesario is eager to have a beard or to the audience that Viola is in love with a bearded man, being Orsino, and is eager to reach sexual maturity. The fact that Feste teases Cesario for not having facial hair could suggest that he has seen right through Viola's disguise or that he is just merely mocking Cesario's misfortune.

Feste suggests that a pair of pubic "beards" used in intercourse would have borne fruit or offspring, he could also mean that two coins, together, are more profitable than one.

FESTE Would not a pair of these have bred, sir?
VIOLA Yes, being kept together and put to use.

Some critics suggest that the said "beard" is in fact pubic hair gathering this idea from Viola's suggestion of them being "put to use". Critics taking this view have also suggested that "I would not have it grow on my chin" means that Viola would prefer the contact of Orsino's beard on her chin or that she would enjoy his genital 'beard' to rest upon her, viz a viz sexual intercourse. For those members of the audience who might not have immediately understood the allusion to intercourse, Shakespeare makes Feste say: "Would not a pair of these have bred, sir?" therefore pushing them to see it.

Ps. I didn't know that Anne Hathaway played Cesario in a theater production in NY :).
Oh and i found out why Viola actually bothered to dress as a guy in the first place, apparently it was not safe for an unaccompanied female to travel about alone at the time.

burn baby

Apparently tesco is currently on fire. Near the crisps and alcohol. Rofl. Best place for a fire??

Eminem is so win

Just re-got into this song <3 i love him so much.

I'm happy

proper proper happy today :).
As usual i see people that make me happy, i got my passport today (i hactually look like a stroke victim), sorted out studentfinance && here it is..

i have become an organ donor.

people say

that I drink too much.
I don't. I just go out too much and enjoy myself.
I hate people that tell me not to do things cos then I go and do it :).
I find that i better have fun now before it's too late you never know how long life will last.
I love life.

please someone

I need revision buddies to force me to sit and work, because, I will not. Will not. Do revision alone.

and also, why do some people feel the need to ramble on about how many drugs they take now and how they are so cool for taking drugs and "oh nobody but me and [insert other dickhead's name] do [insert "cool" drug name here] because we're hardcore".. To be frank, I don't care if they take coke or speed or horse tranquilisers or Es or whatever other shit because let's face it, I wouldn't care if they dropped dead anyway & the drugs are on my side helping me to ruin their lives :).

today :)

:)

Prom dress fits

Update

No cat.

Day 2: Toast, pasta with chicken and spinach (i dunno popeye eats it) & sweet potato/chicken&peas. Oh and a weightwatchers lemon cake slice.

I'm slowly dying.

over in like, ten minutes.

So far into my diet i have had:
Day 1: Ham sandwich & potatoes/pork/veg (no gravy)
Day 2: a slice of toast so far.

It's killing me, i'm such a greedy person.
Anyway i convinced the kids to get on cam to be cute and cheekily took a picture of Wondermike to show you now that Master Gee is gone.