Leopard Cat
Indian Sloth
and obv
White Lion
I think that these are definately some of the most beautiful animals. Shockingly all endangered.
Sunday 31 January 2010
why i'm single apparently.
I took the ones that are true.
You keep mentioning your ex
Even a passing mention of your ex suggests that you haven’t moved on.
You keep interrupting
Indulge him. Let him finish his train of thought. You can teach him to converse properly once you know him better.
You talk about yourself too much
Make him feel like the most interesting man you’ve ever met.
You moan about stuff that men couldn’t give a stuff about
Well..... Goes without saying, I am female and i talk too much shit :).
Btw yasmin = blue steel:
You keep mentioning your ex
Even a passing mention of your ex suggests that you haven’t moved on.
You keep interrupting
Indulge him. Let him finish his train of thought. You can teach him to converse properly once you know him better.
You talk about yourself too much
Make him feel like the most interesting man you’ve ever met.
You moan about stuff that men couldn’t give a stuff about
Well..... Goes without saying, I am female and i talk too much shit :).
Btw yasmin = blue steel:
PLAN
ABORTED.
Ffs.
Edit: I don't even know whether to abort the plan now. I think I shall continue and see what happens :)..
Ffs.
Edit: I don't even know whether to abort the plan now. I think I shall continue and see what happens :)..
Saturday 30 January 2010
OH GRADE
O'Grady's was quite lulz. Laura was sober as fook and Lauren was off her trolley. Aimee and me are like.. "DOUHGNUTS AND IRN BRUU" so we went there.. byn tehre i mean Tesco. Im pretty tipsy so ignore the spelling belse. There were tesco bibbers omg they were gradeeee as hell, and whuilst i was trying to get an invite to anees' and (thought) i'd failed we looked for them. Then i get home and it turns out i had had an invite.
HACTUALLY GUTTED.
HACTUALLY GUTTED.
Thursday 28 January 2010
Is it just me
Or is it only us blogsters that aren't the depressive/OTT/"i'm-gonna-get-drunk-everyfuckingnight" teenagers?
Coz everyone on facebook appears to be.
MINOR RANT:
Also, what is it with people joining soooooo many 'Love' groups on facebook, not even just one!
"As soon as you leave i miss you" = Either they are lying or they are really really sad.
"When i say i love you, i really do mean it!" = Sure you do. That's why you need to join a group to a) show it off to everyone and b) convince the person that you "love" them.
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" = This has got to be sarcasm and probably started as "I love you so muchyou fucking cheating lying cunt."
"People say it's too soon, but i really do love you!" = They say it's too soon because it is too soon. You don't love the person and you're probably 12. Yes you, Justin Bieber.
Coz everyone on facebook appears to be.
MINOR RANT:
Also, what is it with people joining soooooo many 'Love' groups on facebook, not even just one!
"As soon as you leave i miss you" = Either they are lying or they are really really sad.
"When i say i love you, i really do mean it!" = Sure you do. That's why you need to join a group to a) show it off to everyone and b) convince the person that you "love" them.
"I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" = This has got to be sarcasm and probably started as "I love you so much
"People say it's too soon, but i really do love you!" = They say it's too soon because it is too soon. You don't love the person and you're probably 12. Yes you, Justin Bieber.
Tuesday 26 January 2010
And then
Buffy staked Jedward (n00bs).
Thank fuck for that.
... If Jacob and Edward got together they'd be Jedward too =/. Stupid twilight.
Thank fuck for that.
... If Jacob and Edward got together they'd be Jedward too =/. Stupid twilight.
Monday 25 January 2010
red leopards
Just bought this Rare red/gold/black dress new off ebay for £8 cos I saw it on the site and was like "NEED." and it was £49 sale and i weren't bloody spending that.
WIN.
WIN.
Saturday 23 January 2010
Film Day
So far i've watched:
Escape From New York (Kurt Russell and Isaac Hayes, pretty good tbh)
"There’s a quality of legend about freaks. Like a person in a fairy tale who stops you and demands that you answer a riddle. Most people go through life dreading they’ll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They’ve already passed their test in life. They’re aristocrats."
–Diane Arbus
Escape From New York (Kurt Russell and Isaac Hayes, pretty good tbh)
About A Boy
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus (Yasmin you have to watch it, Ron you will like it too
Amelie (All time fav)
Ed Wood (Depp + Burton ftw)
"There’s a quality of legend about freaks. Like a person in a fairy tale who stops you and demands that you answer a riddle. Most people go through life dreading they’ll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They’ve already passed their test in life. They’re aristocrats."
–Diane Arbus
ALICE IN WONDERLAND
Omg yes
Hactually can't wait.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMkNrX60mA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMiCJefpn9Q&feature=channel
Second trailer is best i think
The soundtrack is amazing too.
Hactually can't wait.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMkNrX60mA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMiCJefpn9Q&feature=channel
Second trailer is best i think
The soundtrack is amazing too.
Friday 22 January 2010
Thursday 21 January 2010
Wednesday 20 January 2010
Tuesday 19 January 2010
True love <3
To find out your ex is getting over you quicker than you're getting over him is not nice. I hope the girl he kissed is brez disgusting and has mouth AIDs/herpes. I made him feel even worse on the phone HAHAHAHAHAHAAH. Not fair :(.
On a lighter note.
This party is SO dead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RdM61IjKOI
And 'Alice Is Dead 2':
http://www.e4.com/game/alice-is-dead-2/play.e4#
:) So
Whats everyone's fav songs ever?
Mine is still Pink's Please Don't Leave Me and Air Traffic's Charlotte (or maybe Shooting Star i can't decide).
Mine is still Pink's Please Don't Leave Me and Air Traffic's Charlotte (or maybe Shooting Star i can't decide).
Sunday 17 January 2010
Twelfth Night: BEARDS
I know this may be a lot to read but i've cut out some parts and i thought it might be useful for Gender aspects of the essay or even Love/Humour.
In Twelfth Night, Viola, in her disguise as Cesario, gives Feste a coin. He thanks her with "Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee abeard!" To this Viola replies: "By my troth, I'll tell thee, I am almost sick for one—[aside] though I would not have it grow on my chin" (3.1.44-8).
glossing "sick for one,"explains: "(1) eager to have a beard (2) in love with a bearded man." however the explanation cannot really do justice to what follows:
FESTE Would not a pair of these have bred, sir?
VIOLA Yes, being kept together and put to use. (49-50)
Feste opines that a pair of pubic "beards" used in intercourse would have borne fruit, he also meansthat two coins, together, are more profitable thanone. Partridge comments, under "beard": 'pubic hair,' especially in the words `being kept together and put to use."'
However, according to Williams, in his comments under "beard," Viola's "I am almost sick for one" means that "she is eager to reach sexual maturity."
I agree with both Partridge and Williams that "beard" here for one thing means "pubic hair," but I
would explain. I take her to say, "almost sick" for a beard" to be "Although you, Feste, are suggesting that it might benice for me to have a beard growing on my face, I wish I could enjoy the feel of a beard differently, viz. asa result of sexual contact."
"I would not have it grow on my chin" she surely means both (a) "I would prefer Orsino's facial beard to touch my chin" and (b) "I would prefer his genital 'beard' to rest on mine." For those members of the audience who might not have immediately understood the allusion to intercourse, Shakespeare makes Feste say: "Would not a pair of these [i.e.pubic 'beards,' as well as coins] have bred, sir?"
In Twelfth Night, Viola, in her disguise as Cesario, gives Feste a coin. He thanks her with "Now Jove, in his next commodity of hair, send thee abeard!" To this Viola replies: "By my troth, I'll tell thee, I am almost sick for one—[aside] though I would not have it grow on my chin" (3.1.44-8).
glossing "sick for one,"explains: "(1) eager to have a beard (2) in love with a bearded man." however the explanation cannot really do justice to what follows:
FESTE Would not a pair of these have bred, sir?
VIOLA Yes, being kept together and put to use. (49-50)
Feste opines that a pair of pubic "beards" used in intercourse would have borne fruit, he also meansthat two coins, together, are more profitable thanone. Partridge comments, under "beard": 'pubic hair,' especially in the words `being kept together and put to use."'
However, according to Williams, in his comments under "beard," Viola's "I am almost sick for one" means that "she is eager to reach sexual maturity."
I agree with both Partridge and Williams that "beard" here for one thing means "pubic hair," but I
would explain. I take her to say, "almost sick" for a beard" to be "Although you, Feste, are suggesting that it might benice for me to have a beard growing on my face, I wish I could enjoy the feel of a beard differently, viz. asa result of sexual contact."
"I would not have it grow on my chin" she surely means both (a) "I would prefer Orsino's facial beard to touch my chin" and (b) "I would prefer his genital 'beard' to rest on mine." For those members of the audience who might not have immediately understood the allusion to intercourse, Shakespeare makes Feste say: "Would not a pair of these [i.e.pubic 'beards,' as well as coins] have bred, sir?"
YASMIN
Why are we the face of this http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=love+groups&init=quick#/group.php?gid=45703668744&ref=search&sid=598020655.1468157981..1 group? Did we make it lmao?
Saturday 16 January 2010
Cochinechine <3
http://www.cochinechine.com/
Anyway i know i'm blogging alot but i'm so excited about the new series of Skins. I also just asked a crystal ball if i'm gay and it said "i'm not sure, but don't worry you have great clothes!" WOO! I'm loving the styling this year it's fucking amazing.
Anyway i know i'm blogging alot but i'm so excited about the new series of Skins. I also just asked a crystal ball if i'm gay and it said "i'm not sure, but don't worry you have great clothes!" WOO! I'm loving the styling this year it's fucking amazing.
Friday 15 January 2010
Shes the Man
Yes, you Ronstar, are the man.
Basically.
Roni had told me ages ago bout She's The Man being modern day Twelfth Night, i however, ignored the Ron and didnt hear her.
Then tonight i discover that it is!
Cos.
a) She is named Viola, a girl who dresses as her twin brother Sebastian in order to get into "soccer".
b) She loves the guy she shares a room with.. he's called Duke and hes fit. But anyway hes her Duke Orsino.
c) And he loves Olivia.
d) Olivia falls for Seb's dainty looks ;)
e) The Orsino boy that aint called Orsino loves Viola (girl)
f) The cafe is called Cesario's
g) The team is called Illyria Boys
h) Olivia kisses the real Seb :o so Orsinoboy gets brez angry
i) Seb blates takes advantage of it ;)
ETC ETC ETC NOW WE MUST WATCH IT IN ENGLISH
Basically.
Roni had told me ages ago bout She's The Man being modern day Twelfth Night, i however, ignored the Ron and didnt hear her.
Then tonight i discover that it is!
Cos.
a) She is named Viola, a girl who dresses as her twin brother Sebastian in order to get into "soccer".
b) She loves the guy she shares a room with.. he's called Duke and hes fit. But anyway hes her Duke Orsino.
c) And he loves Olivia.
d) Olivia falls for Seb's dainty looks ;)
e) The Orsino boy that aint called Orsino loves Viola (girl)
f) The cafe is called Cesario's
g) The team is called Illyria Boys
h) Olivia kisses the real Seb :o so Orsinoboy gets brez angry
i) Seb blates takes advantage of it ;)
ETC ETC ETC NOW WE MUST WATCH IT IN ENGLISH
Wednesday 13 January 2010
Fears
It is now official that Emily from Skins shares my ultimate fear, proof:
"make sure my feet are in a cocoon under the duvet because they know that my biggest fear in the whole world is someone grabbing them from under the bed whilst I'm asleep and I can't sleep properly otherwise :)"
Her letter to naomi was blates written by me.
What's roni's fear?
"make sure my feet are in a cocoon under the duvet because they know that my biggest fear in the whole world is someone grabbing them from under the bed whilst I'm asleep and I can't sleep properly otherwise :)"
Her letter to naomi was blates written by me.
What's roni's fear?
Tuesday 12 January 2010
WHO WANTS TO MAKE CAKE POPZ?
I do. So i am. Cake mix will be attempted to be rolled into balls (haha). Then decorate wid icing and jelly beans etc WOO.
and omg this is ehmezin. http://blog2print.sharedbook.com/blogworld/printmyblog/index.html.
and omg this is ehmezin. http://blog2print.sharedbook.com/blogworld/printmyblog/index.html.
Because i upset roni
I will try my 160.5% to come surrey.
And Roni. If i find this i will buy you it.
And Roni. If i find this i will buy you it.
Monday 11 January 2010
Saturday 2 January 2010
I think this is an amazing way to conclude the stories tbh.
Obvz clickz to readz coz tis small :(.
Oh and i'm sorry but, Breaking Dawn? What a load of shit.
Oh and i'm sorry but, Breaking Dawn? What a load of shit.
Friday 1 January 2010
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