this makes me laugh loads everytime

epic lulz @ me

 Today me and char bought clip-in extensions so we could lol @ ourselves being scene and "cool".
However, in person i look like an essex bimbo.

Marvellous Medicine

I will soon go on a Roald Dahl reading spree. 

 O'yah.

My place of worship:

The cinema.
Oh, Aaron Johnson <3. Pweaseeeeeeeeee!

:( why did nobody tell me

"I hope the three chavs who just attacked me in the street for no reason don't die in a horrific motorway pile-up. That would be awful."

Who would hurt my Mr Noel Fielding (on March 5th - how was I not informed??!)

 

i just want your kiss boy

England has such gorgeous female solo artists. Compared to the USA we are so much more naturally hot and interesting.

Face Down

Remember this by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus? I didn't i'd completely forgotten!

Happy haircut/202 posts day to me!

As the blogger virgin out of us i am pretty proud of myself. Blogging is bloody addictive laiike. 
I had my haircut. I look like a chink or "lily allen" which will never ever be achieved sadly :(. I am still brez peng obv. Anyway, will go out for an early St Georges day drink - hopefully. Cos i can't tomorrow :(. Gayness.

hmmph

haircut tomorrow it was busy today.
epic gay fail.

Summer '10

It's starting and I for one, love it.
I plan on spending time at Hainault Forest, in the garden, partayying & going on holidays before my uni life commences and I turn into a pisshead.
The grass is always greener in Bath Spa.. LOL >.<. I plan on continuing my spree of being a complete dickhead and retard for at least 30 more years.. 
Guys... It's gonna taste great.
..Yasmin, it's gonna be conservative.

:/

This is ridiculous how the fuck can people say Ke$ha is fat?
She is the only reason i wanna go to the summertime ball (unless dizzee and gaga are also playing which would be killer.)

COME ON YOU

Conservatives.

David Cameron sets off speed cameras by the sheer awesome power of his thighs when cycling. 

Sorry Yasmin but I love it. The evilness of their posters, David Cameron's fact website (www.davidcameronfacts.co.uk), his persona + smugness, it is the perfect prime minister tbf.. Oh yeah and i agree with a lot of their policies etc too (eg. controlling immigration and making it harder to enter the country illegally etc, make sure the EU do not have control over our military, helping the poorer by reducing/freezing council tax.. tbh I just totally agree with it all..)

Oh yes

I'm getting my full fringe put back again soon methinks..

Don't You Wanna Share The Guilt

by Kate Nash is amazing. I love it. Her new album isn't that great tbh and you know i love her lots.. Plan B's is amazing. Loving all their tunesss!

  Oh and as always when speaking of music..

 

Look inside your tiny mind and look a bit harder

What is it with idiotic people hating on gays. I really can't stand homophobes, such small minded idiots that are more against their so called God (who isnt that great really if he cant stand gays aka people he made himself).
I'm watching Joanna Lumley on ITV she's such a legend, i'll have to re-watch some Ab Fabs soon. It's amazing how such a posh person is so funny, interesting and caring. She's made my day really :).

Today

was a complete waste of time i had no lessons and went in at 9. Ok i saw mason til 2 but still! What was the point!! Ergh.
Half the bloody teachers aint even in school.

Chaucer has got to be taking the piss.
And it must be wrong that i woulkd quite like this dress please, obv to wear with a bra and shorts but still I must be wrong!! Ps. Who the hell would wear it like she does???!

 

OMFGZ english

I'm getting so annoyed. I can't fucking understand a single word Belsey writes. So all my time is wasted trying to figure out what she's fucking written and it turns out to be some piece of shit or uncomprehendable (if that's a word). ARGH I will probably fail because I cannot read.

The shoe that breathes

I wasn't listening to the rest of the advert is this a living shoe??

Hohohoho i miss you guys i have to start english tomorrow night. Raji how does we do geogz??

Shamone

I'm a bad mo fo.
How do we do geogz?
When is english due? Day not date :).

Ps. wak it's ok you missed the text I painted the dining room and went out :). 
Still  be good to see everyone soon.

Mehhhhhhh :)

I was  watching My Super Sweet 16th UK.
And there was this guy, he wanted to have sheep at his party, but asked the organiser to have them sprayed with perfume.. Thankfully his mum was like "you can't do that to an animal" and he got all uppity but like, seriously, can you imagine going to a party with some sheep there as guests? Smell my sheep etc.
I'm gonna have fancy dress going away party btw, in like late july/august.
I'm on it like a car bonnet. Miss you guys!

 

happy holidays

:)

KICK ASS

OMG. It was proper good. I want a superhero boyfriend so much (no offence gooda just get a costume and we're sorted). But oh Aaron Johnson i love you so much such gorgeous eyes etc. Tbh.. I totally perved all the way though. WHY IS HE MARRYING A 42 YR OLD??! :'(

C4 Comedy Gala

was epic..

 Perfection was evident at this stage ^^^^^^^ the gala was just perfect... i love Michael Mcintyre so so so much.. not as much as Noel Fielding.

"Wot is you?"
"Yes."
"No"
"Touch"

HOUSE OF THE (MOFO-ING) DEAD: OVERKILL

COMPLETED

In under two hours. Ohhh i love arcade games for wii!
Too sick.

Me and dad ^^

eragon

is unbelievably gay.

llamas and alcapas.

I have seen far too many llama and alacapa farms in two days :/. This makes me want to move here for life. Win. Yasmin would live with me and we could bring goats & we could make them have gollamas and alcapoats etc <3.

Happy easter

Wooo!
I am frozen.
If anyone wants to go with me & Yasmin on last week of holidays for LDNcharityshopday feel free :).
Love you lot. 
Downloading new gaga tunessss.

 

hello

i am a blank budget.

i made a new friend last night, he is cool. we spat gum at stuff to try and break them.
win.

i am off for a pub crawl now.

baiiz.

 

Wubb

-_-

Yasmin can make me this as a leaving present <3. Yup.