Right, seeing as i neglect my blog.

Brief update on life??

 My home til september when I get my house with the two best guys in the world. It's like a travellodge..

 Within 5 minutes of meeting my flatmate Ellie.

I'm kind of in love with this guy's best friend I guess. This guy (Cory) is mental and northern.. He's amazing.

 Saw Marina live in November, and she is actually the most beautiful person I have ever seen with my eyes and she's better live!!

 Sometimes I get drunk and do stupid dances and look attractive (like in the above picture - a night I do not remember, it looks like a terrible white girl dutty wind).

 This is a cathedral. Oo.

 The girl I wind up every single day of her live. Love my Holly! Trying to get her into my house next year :).

 This is a fellow Charlotte. We composed a rap about everyone in her flat and the other 5 that act like they live there (inc. me). We are the McStringers.

 Sometimes I come back to Essex and go gay with dorothy :).

 We all like to dress up a lot. This is the worst thing I have ever worn in my life as a cheeky girl for halloween.

 Cocktails!!

 Partying with a few homies.

 This is my favourite person ever, he's amazing :) I still laugh at him being called Glen. 

 This is Glen's brother Alex (yes trying out my bed sheets) & i'm living with both of them :D:D:D yayyy!

Something beginning with R night.

Rockstar apparently.

Rockstar after lots and lots of heroin.

Awesome royal mail shirt 4 bedtimes.

JELUZ??

Hmmm

well i have some money now but not for rent which £708 comes out of in 2 weeks.
So i'm considering dropping out. Like, now, in a week.
Also, misfits is making me happyhappy.

Tonight we have to look "feminine"..

This is my poor attempt.

Oh and marina had this

DOESNT IT LOOK LEMUR!?!?

Marina, Was. Amazing.

Pure. Talent. Better live. The most beautiful person I have ever seen.

 

 

As you do the seeings of I was vehr close to marina (and also that i can has zoom on my camera).

Love is..

Father bought me this for my 19th...

Mother bought my these for my 19th..

life is amazing

:( They say things come in threes..

1. The guy i've fallen for has majorly majorly led me on. Brilliant.
2. One of my cats is dead.
3. My face is fat and puffy from crying about the cat.

Excellent.

Last night i discovered

that Marina & The Diamonds are playing in either Bath/Bristol in October or November and tickets are like £20, I am so fucking on this place.

n'awww

Today we bought millie & robyn some cat hats and mittens. So cute!!
I will take the pics on my webcam of the shit i bought :D.

later

i'm going to bore you with all the stuff i bought that i wasn't meant to buy after packing up & moving everything to dads.

Another swish event

Unfortunately i'm gonna be in uni, i am sooooo very pissed off about it.. Maybe i could sneak away and come down for a few hours.. So for sarah, yaz and whoever else interested:
http://www.bigwardrobe.com/pdfs/BigSwishLondon30Sept2010.pdf
It's gonna be a good one. I can tell.
 

So beautiful

A post dedicated to beautiful raji

Ron & Roni were not ronerific friends in 2008 because people kept them apart and didn't want the sheer power of awesomeness that occurs when they were together so as not to ruin their GCSE results. Instead one Roni shared her love with mere, cute mortals, such as the above "bradley" whilst the other (Ron) moped around being lonely, yearning for a fellow Roner.

2009, the one and only famed "Surrey Trip #1: Discovery of the Dan" brought Ron & the baby roni closer together - withstanding the snow, harsh & bitter cold airs and slippery slopes they managed to bond the ronfriendship forever with a little help from Dan - a true Surrey legend.

In 2010 the Ron pair were reunited in a "Surrey Trip: Return of the Dan" episode. Since this day the very ronderful pair were engaged in a legal bond, the bond of true love.

 This september the two rons are going to be seperated for many a year, as the evil education system refuses to take such an outstanding pair of rons together. Bastards.

I love you my ron.

Rant

I have such a burning hate for Katy Perry. So overrated, she's just ultra hot, not talented or funny. And she gets to marry my husband and snog other guys? He's allowed btw cos he's perfect..bet she makes him move to shitty California so she can melt his popsicle with her uber hot skin (mouth obviously). But ergh no. If it was someone like the lovely Paloma Faith I wouldn't mind because she's such a lovely person, funny as hell and so genuine. What is going on in the bloody world.

http://www.arthurandeamesstealthings.com/

Cos simon pegg said:

http://jameshance.com/paintings-and-prints.html

Beauts.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/ramyap

so yeahh

I got into Bath Spa :) tbf I think it was mainly down to having paid the deposit on my accommodation lol, didn't get the grades but tbh I don't even care cos i'm in :).
B - English Lit (disappointing)
C - Geography (expected)
D - History (expected)

Funny how I knew it's what i'd get lulz.
AWESOME.

I got in :D

This is to celebrate:

 

Results Day: DOA

Dudes, results day thursday. I'm shitting it.
I know I won't get in uni cos they won't take less than CCC and you know i'm getting a D in history. 
I pray that Clearing hears my plea.

The many careers of barbie

Barbie is 50 this year. She's had way too many careers.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie%27s_careers 

I find Barbie history fascinating, as you may remember I posted earlier in the year a post concerning Bild Lilli, the main reason Barbie was invented, to find that she was a meger German men's sex toy was quite mank. But I do love it.

oh dear

I find him dashing.

 

the shit i find on my computer

queen of trash

Corn&Wool.

Right. Here goes.
Friday - victoria, kfc, take picture of yasmin with kfc, 9hr journey inc dancing mainly, stop in shitty plymouth - scuzzy area, get there, in taxi sarah tells the driver "we're from essex..one word really init.", put up tent in dark with uber hammer, me sleep with hammer for whole holiday, take video of us being "french".
Saturday - take a great stroll into Porthleven, made to jump over shit fence into thorns and stinging nettles by wak, cut up legs, bakery - food, eat chips, take pictures, walk back, wak gets hammer and hammers, wak waves flag as i tidy, bed.
Sunday - hot, sunny, beach, made to wear bikini by wak in front of beautiful lifeguards that i try to take photos of but see me, get in waves, wak falls over millions of times, i am uberstrong wave girl, dry off in sun, go commando for 2 minutes, eat eat eat yummy toffee muffin, eat food somewhere, go home, wak makes washing line and waves flag as i tidy, bed.
Monday - rain, buy presents in porthleven, go to shit pub for food and want to smash in barmaids face, few fitties (sarah marries ice cream boy), go home, wak waves flag, i tidy, bed.
Tues - Porthleven to buy crisps, make cornish cream tea wrong with pot, see waves, get ice cream, mountain walk to see loe bar, go tent, get dressed, have food at lovely pub with fit boy in it. Sleep.
Wednes - 6.30am, pack remainers, take down tent, be lateish for taxi, sarah hour in toilet :p, drops us at wrong coach stop so walk to right one, get on coach, read 3 long books, take drugs, burger king, home.