Oh man, hopefully i can

still go to American Apparal rummage sale. I found some mild photos.. Their adverts are usually.. topless or completely naked.

I have realised my tune is definately

Everything Ke$ha has done. I am a disgrace because I know she can't sing.. Still in love with Gaga more obv.

 

CARNAGE

I need to get these lot before I go uni cos i don't wanna be wasting money once i'm there, better waste it while I can:

- A black blazer jacket
- A pair of good fitting skinny jeans (i don't own any jeans)
- Some plain tshirts
- Couple more plain cardis
- NO MORE SHOES (except a pair of brown brogues + grey plims plez?)
- Couple of floral summer dresses
That's it really. My shopping list for a couple weeks haha. I'm thinking of hitting some LDN charity shops and American Apparel..

Beyonce has REALLY let me down

After Gaga i thought she'd learn to pick+choose and be quite cool.
Obviously not. Anybody that collaberates with Kanye West is a knob. Especially her cos of the whole Swift debacle.

Anyway. Look at these lyrics and see if you see what i do.

"It's too big, it's too wide
It's too strong, it won't fit
It's too much, it's too tough
He talk like this 'cause he can back it up

He got a big ego, such a huge ego
I love his big ego, it's too much
He walk like this 'cause he can back it up"

It's about a fucking cock. 

Let's make a sandwich...Again.

I made a great sandwich..
It was so nice i'm currently pondering on whether to have another one..
Then i will sort out my student finance.

 

woof

Robyn is win

Me-ow

I can't stand

Gabriella Cilmi.
Stupid bitch is so annoying and put herself above Gaga in fiestiest females (she got no.1 right though with P!nk)..

Oh my.

I love Russell Howard.
"JLS condoms?!What's next? Robert Pattinson's face on a tampon? GET UP THERE YOU VAMPIRE BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU'RE GONNA FEAST TONIGHT."

Oh man

The 1950s/60s looked amazing.

 I think the women had such individuality. I would dress like this if you could hactually find an equivalent.. Which you hardly ever can.

DEAR GOD MALA

I just noticed that you have mistakenly put my Gerard Butler, Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp and Michael Buble under your "lovers". Clearly you are wrong :).

Films i have watched this month..

Harry Brown
Well worth watching - one of the best films i've seen this year (Yasmin it's bloody violent but i'd recommend you lovefilm it when possible lol). Michael Caine continues to be brilliant as ever, plus it's filmed very very near here :).
Ninja Assassin
Terrible. Don't even go there.
The Bounty Hunter
I know i'm a proper Gerard Butler groupie but it was really good. I lol'd at it muchios. Ahh.. Mr Butler is win. Aniston is really funny in it too, but then she is a much loved actress of mine..
Alice In Wonderland
Amazing amazing amazing, oh Depp, i love you. Great set&costume design too. Great cast too.
Yes Man
Not a fan of Jim Carey but i really like him in this, so much in fact that i bought the DVD as part of mother's day present.  
Princess & The Frog
Really good. Bravo disney, you seem to have got it back. Obv not as great as the old classics but can you really ask that much with the improved animation etcetcetc?
The Blind Side
Really good film (another lovefilm yasmin?) proper emotional but such a heartfelt, uplifting movie. And Sandra won an Oscar for it didn't she :).
All About Steve
Not very good cos it lacks a story. I know Sandra won that Worst Actress award for it but she's actually good at playing such a rubbish character. It shouldve been worst character award really cos it wasn't her fault the woman she played was so stereotypical and ergh.

Anyway.. I should be watching Malice In Wonderland soon with Danny Dyer in it ;).
It's a "modern day fairytale with amnesia, gangsters and other dodgy types" but apparently she falls in love. I bet it's with Dyer and someone kills him so Alice goes fucking mental and kills everyone. Win.

 

I would really like to eat some

Burger King hash browns.
 

Today i watched

The Mighty Boosh: A Journey Through Time and Space
Which is a behind the scenes/background documentry on the Boosh, it was really interesting :) plus i got to marvel at Noel's amazing god-like good looks. Ahh <3.

Major Madonna Downloadage

80s tunes obv. Her new stuff is horrendous. She used to be amazingly beautiful - it's a shame i hate her now.

 

I'm A Celebrity

Is it wrong that I honesty can't wait to watch it again? Yes. 

Mia's potential jobs..

Oh dear.

To do list:
- Find cellotape to do parcels. Or. Being unsuccessful in this go to tesco, buy cellotape,do parcels.
- English coursework+bibliography for tomorrow.
- History bibliography for next thurs.

AH THAT IS LONG.

The Bounty Hunter

was so so so good!
Gerard Butler omgzzzzzz he's so hawt.

Yasmin :) i has grade ones

meow

The house lately..

Let's make a sandwich...

FIGHT

Bath Spa VS UWE

Bath:

- BBC

- No car 

- Nicer accommodation + more choice

- £1,500 on average cheap annually

- Further from bristol

- If i go here i only have this one choice.

- If 2nd theres no certain placement for me

UWE:

- BBB  

- No car

- One accommodation i likes.

- £1,500 onn average more expensive annually

- Close to bristol centre

- If this is 1st choice i hve Bath as back up

ARGH.

My number one is

Lily. It had to be her. Gaga was obvs a vair close but I will always stay faithful.

Down the rabbit hole...

"She had never forgotten that, if you drink much from a bottle marked  'poison,' it is almost certain to disagree with you, sooner or later."

 

American Apparel Rummage Sale

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/event.php?eid=374872184661&ref=nf

I think this is necessary?

Jerry ftw

W

Without a Paddle is soooo sick.

I needed to find something amazing to blog

However, i got distracted and just continued to be amazed by my bitches.

Awww luff

C

Click :) tis brez cute

Ahh he's got an arm off.

Loved today it was proper fun. Especially scrubbing my black teeth with a make up wipe.
Brez bloody tshirts etc, loved having a "blood bath" (literally) with Sarah ;] Ron would be jealous mind you. 
Plus we were so hot.

WOW

Apparently

pleasure makes you beautiful.

oh ronnnnnn ;)..

I LOL SO MUCH EVERY TIME

Vintage Fashion Fair

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=74292468457&ref=nf

Apparently the cheapest vintage fashion fair and it's gonna be in Bethnal Green (my aunt told me this cos she is going lol).
Anyone up for it?


Ps. Ron i'm sorry i waited at gate instead and didn't get to see your sexy ron goodbye :(

Aww raccoon

I was watching CSI and was like AWWW THE RACCOON IS EATING THE MAN <3. But then my sister pointed out the raccoon was dead and used to smother the man :(.
Poor raccoon.
"Maybe the raccoon got in ninja style, and before the man could shoot it it ate his face off"
LMFAO.

Gaga never answers her telephoneee

 

The 'telephone' video will be aired tonight. I'm so happy.

Btw, what's you thinks of Paloma with blonde wig?

 

Mat Horne

 

 We are hot.

 

<3

 

Hahaha Laura had knickers on.

Who the fuck is Alice?

Alice In Wonderland was AWESOMEE >.<

I personally think we should rub it in Ron's face.

YAY.

Oh, Mad, I love you. Let's marry, have tea and stroke our fluffy cat <3.

We're all mad here.

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

I honestly can't wait :) so excited that i get to see it today! Then Edge again tonight goodtimes!
Love how we've all blogged about AIW for ages!
Rah rah rah rah rah xx

Watch her groni.

Here come the Porneroni titles - just for yasmin :)
Naughty Lun Takes On A Tenderoni
Three Little Rons & A Big Bad Wolf
Teacheroni Teaches School Rons A Hard Lesson
Sexy Ron Shows Off Her Ronis.
Superoni Cums To The Rescue (ahhahahahaa)
Bikinironis Go Swimming In The Deep End.
I am jokes.
BTW GUYS. AIW TOMORROW YAY.

Tenderoni

Today
my eye swelled shut cos some little child [aka. millie] decided to use all 5 fingers and scratch up my eyeball.
It was so hot ;).
Then it sorta unswelled around half 3 so we took Sav ice skating [really boring] so i went to H&M & got a naiice skirt <3.

  Moments before the brutal attack ^^.. We are brez jokes.