For those that didn't get to appreciate

Gaga's stunning Brits Performance - tribute to McQueen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny4UUqWUbTI 

I think i've blogged a bit too much lately, I think this whole page has been unread pahahaha.

 (If I had a world of my own everything will be nonsense)

(Nothing will be what it is because everything will be what it isn't)

 

Once upon a time before we left the english room

The Rons were very constructive in their ideas, i have thus provided you with the means of accessing our inmost thoughts:

Marlow sits like a "buddha"
Could you or should ya
Be reminded of Gooda?
No, he's like Brick
He makes my heart tick
So don't take the mick
Go get him quick
Oh sue
How she feels blue
Maybe she has flu
What's a girl to do?
Big Daddy is naked
A cake Big Mama bakeded
Little does she know he fakeded
That he loved her
Oh ma mere
Mon chere
Say it Roni
Let's go shere

I'll tell you what i Ron what i Roni Roni want
Zigga Zig Ron
Just Ron gonna be ok
Can't keep mr Ron out the Ronald jar.
Ron goes out with her mate Roni
I see you Roni shaking that Ron
Sex Ron sex Ron.
Ron makes me want to SHOUT
She tried to kill Dot what a fucking stupid tramp evil little child
LOL anwar's little lun
Ron it's a cervy jab
No it's a pervy jab
Oh Ron you're so BADDDD
Roni you got me on my knees Roni
I believe in Roni, something Ron in everything i see [sexy time brez]
Oh Roni you came and you gave without taking
And i sent Ron away
Oh Ron you kissed me and stopped me from shaking
And i need you today in Surrey
Tell me more tell me more did she put up a Ron?
TRAGEDY when you lose your Ron it's tragedy!
With no Ron you're going nowhere
My rons bring all the Ronis to the yard
Warm Ron up
Ron glorious Ron
Show me your roniface
It's the eye of the Roni it's the thrill of the Ron
What's new Roniwant WOAHHHH
What would my roni do? Uh oh uh oh.
I wanna be Ron and i want lots of Ronis
Don't know what you heard about Ron
But you can't get a dolla outta me
Something something something
Cos i'm a motherfucking RONI
Roniside MOTHERFUCKERONI
Fuck boats i ride Rons mother tucker
The truth about Roni
S T A R roni star
Ride roni ride
I kissed a Ron and i liked it
When Ron gets that feeling Ron wants sexual Ronnie
<3
Poetroni should beroni in the languagaroni of modern meinroni
Roni lovin: "ARGH" "OHH" "AHH" "YEP"
Simpleroni langaroni in a complexeroni way.
[Insert picture of saw]
Epic win.

On comparing the two..he looks almost exactly like him.. And i never really fancied Aaron Johnson.

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Matilda: I became... 

Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek: You can read minds? 

Anyway you guys, the entire Almost Alice soundtrack is online at youtube (i just downloaded it)

it's well worth giving a listen. 

I'd say the must hears are Follow Me Down by 3oh!3 and Neon Hitch; Her Name is Alice by Shinedown; Tea Party by Kerli (she has a very gaga sort of dress sense) &; Painting Flowers by All Time Low.

Do it.
Sarah will love Alice (Underground) by Avril.. Fo Sho.. It just came on 4music!! Co-incidence much?

AP3

Seen it three times in 2 days :/.. Obsessed again.

 

Blah Blah Blah

I know i've loved it for ages but now, finally, the video has been released.
She actually looks so gorgeous. As does Sean Foreman <3. 

Driving lesson #1

I am too sick at both physics (pather times) && driving..
Although i stalled twice and clipped a parked car's wing mirror :).

Hero.

  

Seriously one of my biggest role models. Curvy, talented, fashionable, and although she isn't the most gorgeous girl in the world she always manages to look amazing.

Love you Paloma <3.

See you in Belse tomorrow you guys :) Roneigh can't wait to see you my Surrey lover.

OMFG

I FOUND HIM.

Hoimaloi. He is 22.

Still. I so would. And i told him too. HAHAHA >.<.

Rumour Has It

Epic film :).
But then again so is:

"Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. That includes me. Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again..."

 

I think i fell in love :(

Last night when Joe (Hornchurch, goes South Bank Uni) randomly told me that i'm beautiful.. Then the club shut and the bouncer made us all go home. He was gorgeous (like a Dougie Mcfly hotness and a nice smile, electric blue eyes and a voice like Robbie from Angus, Thongs and FFS [he actually looked like him :l omg]...)can you tell i was on it?
Fucking fittest guy i've ever ever ever managed to pull and a bouncer ruins it. Thanks bouncer, you dick.

ARGH.

Tonight i wore these

Is this all talent shows produce?

 

No offence cos i love em both - but they look so similar?!

God save McQueen

 

 

The Brits

People in this country have no taste.
Cheryl Cole should just give up no wonder Ashley cheats on her. She's a sham.
Liam Gallagher is still a dick.
JLS need to die or learn to make proper music and learn new dance routines/get a proper wardrobe.
Well done Gaga <3. Well done Lily <3.
Flo deserved an award, as did Dizzee. Well done ma bebez.
Still
Could've been a lot better, I think Cheryl should've came out, said "i can't sing and im pissed out my face and fucked on Es" then should've sang 'Fight for this Skunk' which imo would've been a lot more entertaining.

Maybe you should've kept it in your pants, maybe you shouldn't kiss and tell.

Sorry Yaz but i've been hit by Ke$ha love.
You can allow me like I allow you to be a gleek.

  I've got guys waiting in a line

For me to play my evil girly games

With all their minds
Just watch me.
Got it down to a simple art
Just bat my eyes like this
And there's a broken heart
But somehow...
You turn the tables.
What the hell.
I can charm the pants of anyone else but you.

and

It's disgusting, how I love you.  
God, I hate me. I could kill you.  
Cause your messing up my name.  
Gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just want to touch your face.  
It's disgusting.  
It's disgusting, how you changed me.  
From a bandit to a baby.  
Thinking about gotta change my name,  
If I'm gonna walk this walk of shame.  
Look at what you do to me.  
It's disgusting.  

They get me.

ALICE IN WONDERLAND - ANGER

SO pissed. Apparently alice in wonderland is being boycotted by 95% of UK cinemas :( meaning i have to wait for the dvd and miss out.

Ron. Some antics to share ;).

DJ DD

"Yeah you and me we could ride on a bike
If you stay with me Dan
We could rule Surrey
Yeah you and me we could forecast the sky
If you stay with me Dan
We could rule Surrey"

- Raji  


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Items bought:
Topshop high waisted sequined hotpants £3
Power shoulder sequin black top £5
Topshop feather earrings £1
Amazingly high stud/tassle black ankle boot/heels £10
So proud.

SURREY WAS AMAZING

Seriously man.
Continued from Ron's blog.
After steve&matt's gay shower times/my ke$haing and zombie strippers Steph went to bed about 12 and Nikki was asleep by then, so it was me (Ronny), roni (Ron), matt (Roy) and steve (Roger) were in room 222 brez snuggling and "doe-ing" and "danoff-ing".
Me, Roy and Rog went to room 228 to get snuggling cos Ron had a headache but Ron got scared and came to join so it was 4 in a double bed. It got soooo hot but we were still danoff-ing, dancing and doe-ing during the snuggles.
Basically. We all stayed up til 4 when Rog went to get his trainers from 222 and woke up nikki (later to be named Rodney).So it was me, Roy, Ron, Rog and Rod in the double bed. They all went asleep about half 4, except me and  Roy. We got so hot after another hour of shizzle that we decided to go back to 228 and get in the empty/cold/cool sheets of our own double bed. Fell asleep at 7am, got up at 8.15am :).
Then we had BK and went to Shere. I hate shere. BUT WE SAW AFRODUCK HE WAS IN THE SAME PLACE AFTER A YEAR!! I got so happy seriously, then a nice lady (owns a bread shop) gave us a free loaf of bread to feed them :). Then ms P lost a white box geogz thing in the river so Roy&lowers got in river to find it (they did) as me, Rog and Rick (bhavin) lol'd bout lichen. Coach. Ron, Rod&Ray (steph) were nearly left there as the coach began to drive off without them.
Then Ron fell asleep on my boobs.
GOODTIMES. Can't wait for pics.

True times

I got told today "temptation is your greatest weakness".
How graaadeee :).

SURREY

Wish us luck man :(.
Tell you what. I will be bringing the love factor (LITERALLY) into Surrey (note later pics).
And i will bring sequin factor.

Out for valentines club friday, funfunfun.

Happy days

For you Raji.

Just for you.

Love.

Raji ;)

Well done char char! LOL @ my face of hint-anation and the actions of doing nothing - good acting yeeeeee bwoii.

:( G

Some bitch just bought the Kurt Geiger platform boots i wanted :(.
Hate her. 

Still: I am epic win.

Mission: Complete

New mission now.
I am a vair happy lady, but quite down at the thought that alcohol is a mind eraser :(.
Vhat to do my baybehz.

:) EPIC START

To the weekend. I realised last night that I also seem most happy when i have red in my hair as strange as it sounds. So today i dyed it cherry brown & wubb it. Then my dress came in the post and FITTED. It's ok haha.
Then i chose my clothes for tomorrow. Epic daphne shoes ftw.
WINWINWIN day. I dunno why i'm this happy.

Oh and i fake tanned atm so i'm so glittery.

100 Posts now :)

So i thought i'd treat you to all the celebs people have said i've looked like. Sketch (ALLOW) & Lily & Kate.

...

It was proper nice to hear Char, Laura & (ok) Rowan in history telling me that i'm likely to succeed my awesome plan on saturday because I am "so confident". I didn't know i came off that way yet i'm happy that I do rather than "fat" or "a prick"... I'm sure people have called me those before :). Laura actually knew what my plan was before being told :/ it must be pretty obvious.
It was also proper nice to find out that i'm not alone on the hatefront.
And it was loltimes blogging with Raji in our free as we got proper angry :). Love you babe.

Words of a fast food bitch

First of all we started a fucking blog for a bit of fun (i know i joined late but i blog enough :)) loltimes.
Fair  enough people have their own slant on blogs but why feel the need to turn it into major bitchfit times? Just in general, if you can't say something to their face why say it at all?
Secondly, if the bitching don't stfu then you're gonna be fucked when you hactually get into uni cos those people ain't gonna take the shit that you're giving.
And finally, Raji is ginger and very angry at Derek the Prick.

Ke$ha is awesome

Yet she can't sing for shit, good performer though. And her songs are all grade. Especially Blah Blah Blah Ft. 3oh!3. Very rough looking.. I spose it's just her look though.

Epic win

http://www.adoptaword.com/

I want to adopt win but allow wasting money.. i'm so cheap, it's for charity as well hahaha.

Lady Gaga

I don't care if you disagree. But. Lady Gaga is a revolution within herself.
She's beautiful in the fact that she's different, i hate how so many people have tried to be like her. *Cough cough* Rihanna and Madonna in dance routines and *cough cough* stupid people like Little Boots who have bad music and terrible hair.